Archive for the ‘Oh man I forgot to categorize this post how embarrassing’ Category
Like the title says!
Go to squelched.com to download the latest issue of the Heuristic Squelch. Do it! No pressure though!
Hey sorry I haven’t posted literally anything onto the blog in literally a month but I’m really very tired. Also we had an issue a while ago which I haven’t put online yet because see prior statement (tired I am tired). This will more than make up for it, I promise:
Howdy, faithful Porn-on-Tuesdays readers! Sorry I didn’t post last week, but Michael Jackson died, and God damn if I wasn’t going to make fun of a dead man! This week, we’ll be getting back to the bread and butter of Porn on Tuesdays, which is introducing you to weird fetishes that you, the reader, have likely never heard of. This was essentially the purpose of this feature when I started it, because I’d venture to say that I know a bit more about people getting boners over gigantic rabbits farting than the typical human, and I wanted to share this information with you for some reason. However, I’m starting to run out of fetishes that I have an intimate knowledge of that other people do not. So it is in this post that I, for the first time, will be doing a significant amount of research for the topic.
The topic in question? Bondage Gear. Bondage itself is an interesting sociological artifact; it’s much to large and broad to truly be called a singular fetish, it has a rich and deep history and seems to permeate all societies in one manner or another, which suggests a transcultural and primal human desire, worthy of objective scholastic consideration. Right, then, let’s look at what these weirdos like to put on their wieners!