Profiles in Genius – Dan Quinn

This week we will be taking the briefest of glimpses into the life of the only person that I have been comfortable with referring to as the World’s Greatest American Hero in the Universe, Daniel M Quinn.  I know what you’re saying right now as that name rings several bells in your head: “Dan Quinn?  The world-famous MMA fighter and boxer who broke Bond Lapua’s collarbone and is way younger than 42?”  Well, yes, but that’s a little Dan Quinn 101, if you ask me.  Because beneath the surface of this ripply, fast-handed man-god lies the most brilliant, shining soul imaginable, and, as it may just turn out, this world’s only hope for salvation.

Find out more about Dan Quinn after the jump.

Profiles in Genius – Hot Ham N Cheese

Tonight, we’ll be trying out a new concept that Squelch and Sqlog writer Erik was toying around with, Profiles in Genius.  Actually, now that I think about it, maybe he had a different name for it.  I probably should have called him or something before I went ahead with this.  In any case, PiG is meant to be an outlet for us to show our recognition and appreciation of those individuals who courageously, dilligently, and often pathologically contribute to Internet discourse with their particular brands of brilliance.  At least I think that’s what’s this supposed to be; Erik may have originally intended this to be about exposing corruption in consumer-review websites or taking screen captures of hilarious typos on Twitter.  We don’t talk, Erik and I.

For my first post, I would like to introduce to you to Hot Ham N Cheese, the world’s best rapper.

Subject: Hot Ham N Cheese

Medium: YouTube

Aliases: Hot Ham N Motherfucking Cheese, Hot Ham…[3 second pause]…N Motherfucking Cheese!

Expertise: Denying women oral sex.

Alignment: Diabetic-Neutral