Tonight, we’ll be trying out a new concept that Squelch and Sqlog writer Erik was toying around with, Profiles in Genius. Actually, now that I think about it, maybe he had a different name for it. I probably should have called him or something before I went ahead with this. In any case, PiG is meant to be an outlet for us to show our recognition and appreciation of those individuals who courageously, dilligently, and often pathologically contribute to Internet discourse with their particular brands of brilliance. At least I think that’s what’s this supposed to be; Erik may have originally intended this to be about exposing corruption in consumer-review websites or taking screen captures of hilarious typos on Twitter. We don’t talk, Erik and I.
For my first post, I would like to introduce to you to Hot Ham N Cheese, the world’s best rapper.
Subject: Hot Ham N Cheese
Aliases: Hot Ham N Motherfucking Cheese, Hot Ham…[3 second pause]…N Motherfucking Cheese!
Expertise: Denying women oral sex.