Could it be? The third Weekend Video Jamboree already? This summer is just fucking flying by, isn’t it! Next thing you know, we’ll all be dead. ON WITH THE YOUTUBES.
The House of C’Mons
This is why parliaments will always be inherently superior to our own flimsy legislature. Take us back, Mother Europa!
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Rope Swing Accident
I don’t normally like putting the gory stuff on here (I have a tender tummy :/), but you need to see this one to believe it.
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Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag Discuss the New World Order with Professional Crazy Person Alex Jones
I could describe this video in length; about the insufferable Hills parasites discussing their “awakening” as to Obama’s status as Antichrist in a new one-world Amero superhighway FEMA coven, which they apparently gained by reading the back of a copy of The Secret while waiting in line at Pier 1, but I think an infinitely more appropriate explanation for this is AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(PS: if you click the embedded video, the comments on it are absolutely priceless)
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TV CARNAGE: MAGIC SHOWOFFITUS
TV Carnage is like Everything is Terrible for hipsters that do a lot of coke (whereas EIT is for hipsters that just drink a lot). The results? Angry, frenetic, and awesome in ways that I personally relate to.
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Ducks Walking Up the Down Escalator
Lastly, a palate cleanser. :3
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That’s it for this edition! Have a good weekend! Don’t do drugs!
